Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 10, 2009

  1. Georg von rosen   oden som vandringsman  1886  odin  the wanderer
    runar  over 15 years ago

    A man walks up to an airline ticket counter (in the mid-1960’s) and says, “I need a one-way on the next flight to Canada”.

    The agent says, “Your name, sir?”

    “Jay Silverheels”

    “Very well. One ticket for Tonto to Toronto pronto.”

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  2. Just checkin
    Northwoodser  over 15 years ago

    runar pro: I just tripped over my tongue trying to repeat what you wrote.

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  3. Frog4
    Digital Frog  over 15 years ago

    …..Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto, posing as a doorbell, gets his neck rung…

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  4. Georg von rosen   oden som vandringsman  1886  odin  the wanderer
    runar  over 15 years ago

    Jay Silverheels actually told that story himself on the Tonight Show - sometime in ‘69.

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