Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 07, 2009

Lose the diet cookie and give me something gooey and fattening with that latte.

isn’t that like getting a triple cheese bugar with extar big fires and a diet coke??? it’s still funny though

Hey Ziggy- If you’re going to blow your diet you might as well blow it right! Get the good cookie too!

I used to work at a Baskin-Robbins that was around the corner from a Mademoiselle Spa. Every now and then, we would have a couple of somewhat large “workout buddies” come in (in their tights, I might add) and order a banana split and two Diet Cokes. I just couldn’t see the point.

sure! that will be seventeen dollars please, and don’t forget to tip me!

Star$$

StarBigBucks

I am a brarista (coffee jockey) at said establishment. The winner for this category is “Venti Caramel Mocha frappucino with extra extra extra caramel and extra whip cream in a seperate cup with caramel and mocha sauce. This was really someone’s order.

do StarBigBuck’s employees really qualify as true baristas?

sure, why not? barista |bəˈrēstə| noun a person who serves in a coffee bar. ORIGIN 1980s: Italian, ‘barman.’