FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 18, 2009

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    Trying? He’s praying.

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    wndrwrthg  over 15 years ago

    Not hard enough, evidently.

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    SprSynJn  over 15 years ago

    Someone in my elementary school got expelled for less than that.

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    611Kwel  over 15 years ago

    How is he launching six paper airplanes at once?

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    ninmas  over 15 years ago

    does anyone know if there is going to be a ‘complete foxtrot’?

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    alyssaanne007  over 15 years ago

    ha, got to love that!

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    mommashepherd  over 15 years ago

    Bill Amend has done it again!

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    musicnut1986  over 15 years ago

    611Kwel says: “How is he launching six paper airplanes at once”?

    Remember, this is Jason Fox you are talking about and he is desperate. By the way, there are seven airplanes.

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    Skoally   over 15 years ago

    actually there are 8 planes and it is easy just stack four together in each hand, i used to torment my sister like that

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    Benedick  over 15 years ago

    Knowing Jason, he probably has an insta-paper plane launcher, capable of shooting out paper planes at a speed of one every second.

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    musicnut1986  over 15 years ago

    Skoally says: “actually there are 8 planes and it is easy just stack four together in each hand, i used to torment my sister like that”.

    You are absolutely right, there are eight planes. I should know not to try to do higher math before my coffee kicks in.

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    stonehenge1951  over 15 years ago

    Reminds me of seventh grade English.

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    cwreenactor  over 15 years ago

    LOL! Keep trying, Jason.

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    ExpectingTheUnexpected  over 15 years ago

    The Knight Who Says EKKE Ekke ekke p!tang zoo boing (unintelligible muttering) says:

    Knowing Jason, he probably has an insta-paper plane launcher, capable of shooting out paper planes at a speed of one every second.

    ~For my 7th grade science fair project, I actually made a paper plane launcher and shot 100 (literally) paper airplanes one at a time, 3 times each. Needless to say, when I brought the launcher and 100 paper airplanes to the science fair (which was in the high school gym and was for grades K-12 in my fairly large town), it became… interesting, especially when people wanted to ‘just try it’.

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    tamara_mr  over 15 years ago

    Yeah, he must really despise it, to chose to get detention instead.

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    fishbulb239  over 13 years ago

    Seems a rather tame response to being asked to play golf. Of course, if his father was asking him to WATCH golf, then Jason would simply have to report him to the authorities for child abuse.

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    QuitG  over 7 years ago

    doodle doodle pencil fart

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