FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 18, 2009
Transcript:
Roger: Hey, Jason- what are you doing later today? Jason: Um, homework probably. Why? Roger: I was thinking I could take off from work a little early and you and I could go hit some golf balls. You know, sort of a little father-son bonding thing. Jason Golf?? Roger: Whaddya say? See you after school? Miss O'Malley: Jason Fox, are you trying to get afternoon detention?!
margueritem over 15 years ago
Trying? He’s praying.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Not hard enough, evidently.
SprSynJn over 15 years ago
Someone in my elementary school got expelled for less than that.
611Kwel over 15 years ago
How is he launching six paper airplanes at once?
ninmas over 15 years ago
does anyone know if there is going to be a ‘complete foxtrot’?
alyssaanne007 over 15 years ago
ha, got to love that!
mommashepherd over 15 years ago
Bill Amend has done it again!
musicnut1986 over 15 years ago
611Kwel says: “How is he launching six paper airplanes at once”?
Remember, this is Jason Fox you are talking about and he is desperate. By the way, there are seven airplanes.
Skoally over 15 years ago
actually there are 8 planes and it is easy just stack four together in each hand, i used to torment my sister like that
Benedick over 15 years ago
Knowing Jason, he probably has an insta-paper plane launcher, capable of shooting out paper planes at a speed of one every second.
musicnut1986 over 15 years ago
Skoally says: “actually there are 8 planes and it is easy just stack four together in each hand, i used to torment my sister like that”.
You are absolutely right, there are eight planes. I should know not to try to do higher math before my coffee kicks in.
stonehenge1951 over 15 years ago
Reminds me of seventh grade English.
cwreenactor over 15 years ago
LOL! Keep trying, Jason.
ExpectingTheUnexpected over 15 years ago
The Knight Who Says EKKE Ekke ekke p!tang zoo boing (unintelligible muttering) says:
Knowing Jason, he probably has an insta-paper plane launcher, capable of shooting out paper planes at a speed of one every second.
~For my 7th grade science fair project, I actually made a paper plane launcher and shot 100 (literally) paper airplanes one at a time, 3 times each. Needless to say, when I brought the launcher and 100 paper airplanes to the science fair (which was in the high school gym and was for grades K-12 in my fairly large town), it became… interesting, especially when people wanted to ‘just try it’.
tamara_mr over 15 years ago
Yeah, he must really despise it, to chose to get detention instead.
fishbulb239 over 13 years ago
Seems a rather tame response to being asked to play golf. Of course, if his father was asking him to WATCH golf, then Jason would simply have to report him to the authorities for child abuse.
QuitG over 7 years ago
doodle doodle pencil fart
ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ) almost 4 years ago
Jason has a point.