FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 22, 2009

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    StrangeTikiGod  over 15 years ago

    Even that’s not sufficient to actually make golf interesting.

    I’d rather watch paint dry while eating ground glass than play a round.

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    Miladinoski  over 15 years ago

    There exist nothing like thinking too much. Drinking does.

    Many experienced it.

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    Jaws2z  over 15 years ago

    Mark Twain once said that golf is a great walk in nature gone bad.

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    skeeterhawk  over 15 years ago

    I think I recall that comment by Twain. Anyhooos, Jason displays his math skills again, but he has demonstrated his lack of “wisdom.” Since he didn’t utilize his skills when constructing his bungee cord or the kite, I can guess that if he calculates these golf shot ballistics, his swing will still nullify is efforts. Oh, but I guess that’s the point of this comic, eh?

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    LibrarianInTraining  over 15 years ago

    Watching Roger golf is like watching my hubby golf. Thank God he only does it once a year when we’re on vacation.

    And math doesn’t always make stuff work in real life. I’m a whiz at geometry, but darned if I royally SUCK at pool.

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    ninmas  over 15 years ago

    ahhhh….. in my opinion a golf course is a quiet relaxing place, i don’t really play, but i love golf courses!

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    musicnut1986  over 15 years ago

    “You know, it is possible to be thinking a tad too much”. This from a man with a golf ball attached to the bill of his hat.

    Hey Librarian, I suck at pool too.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 15 years ago

    A well-known way to get out of doing things: make yourself so irritating you won’t be asked again.

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    Radical-Knight  over 15 years ago

    There was a Disney comedy short once of Ludwig Von Drake using Trigonometry to teach Daffy Duck how to figure pool shots angles and control. I’ve been trying to find that clip for 40 years.

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    Benedick  over 15 years ago

    Like Father, like Son? Naww….the apple fell too far from the tree.

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    Smiley Rmom  over 15 years ago

    Librarian - I have the same problem. It is one thing to plan the way the ball needs to go to make a shot. It is another thing entirely to execute it.

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    s3ctorsev3n  over 15 years ago

    Radical, I think you mean Donald Duck. Daffy is not Disney he is Warner Bros. And I remember that film. It’s called Donald in Mathmagic Land. I used watch it all the time as a kid. The trees have “square roots”. anyway you can find it on youtube.

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    notinksanymore  over 15 years ago

    I love going with my boyfriend to play golf. I take along a book, and he lets me drive the cart : )

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    mrprongs  over 15 years ago

    Golf course are great for sledding in the winter.

    Donald’s Billard’s lesson:

    http://www.youtube.com/viewplaylist?p=BA279887434F6955&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&v=EM2LjQrwO6g

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    yyyguy  over 15 years ago

    mrprongs, i tried the link, but it didn’t work. too bad! i have vague memories of watching that film in school when i was a kid and have always wanted to see it again.

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