FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 22, 2009

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    SGIBeachbum  about 15 years ago

    That is how Roger lost his hair.

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    tbree  about 15 years ago

    Well, Paige could tell her dad that it’s for a baby. Then he’ll really loose the hair!

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    Ronshua  about 15 years ago

    Having raised 3 wonderful Daughters THIS IS NOT FUNNY . The fourth miracle is I still have all my hair .

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    What’s not funny about it?

    Never mind, I think I’ve answered myself. If one can suspend disbelief (and summary judgment) on the ironies of a dysfunctional family like the Foxes, then one can laugh at their foibles.

    Some ironies hit closer to home with any one reader than others do. I have no family, but I don’t have a lot of hair and tofu to me tastes pretty much like nothing at all. :) FT for me is funniest when Jason’s involved, as he and I were a lot alike (save that I never disliked girls at any time). It’s least funny when it reminds me of my deadbeat dad.

    Please pardon the soapboxing; as you were…:)

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    aleansinclair  about 15 years ago

    What’s dysfunctional about the Foxes? They seem pretty functional to me.

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    Ronshua  about 15 years ago

    OK I relent ha ha you are right .

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    josh_bisbee  about 15 years ago

    The only reason it functions is because of Andy. She leaves, everything falls apart.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 15 years ago

    Breathe in through nose… [inhaling] …out through mouth [exhaling] (Noriyuki “Pat” Morita [1932-2005] as Mr. Miyagi from THE KARATE KID).

    Now you try, Roger-san. Come on. Breathe in through nose… [inhaling] …out though mouth… [exhaling].

    [Roger breathing in and out violently.]

    No, no, no. Not violently! Breathe peacefully.

    [Roger breathing in and out peacefully.]

    Good, then “if … [Roger]-san get [upset], just you repeat [these] words: ‘the sun is warm, the grass is green’” (Mr. Morita again as Mr. Miyagi in THE NEXT KARATE KID).

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    lululu9  about 15 years ago

    WHAT?????

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    unidawn10  about 15 years ago

    There is no way she could even fit one leg into those clothes so no need for Roger to go crazy

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    Donna White  about 15 years ago

    It’s not her leg Roger’s worried about!

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