FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 12, 2009

Now that sounds like my kind of school.

Cleo, You’ll graduate Magna bleeep Nude!

Somebody needs to teach the nannybot some Latin.

No cheating on finals .

So they could be going to Harvard with the bare necessities, eh?

DO what I did… send ‘em to Charter School! Uniforms ROCK

It’s a rare day when Marg gets bleeeped. … Umm, just for record, the last word in that sentence is the actual word I wrote, i.e. the synonym for “censored.” I did not intend to write that it’s a rare day when Marg gets bleeeped or bleeeped or other things that would actual get bleeeped. Censored, that is.

Ray, you’re hilarious!

They could always go to Berkeley. If I remember, there was a case a few years back about a guy determined to go to Berkeley naked. He’d go to class, eat in the cafeteria, jog, do it all naked. And the big wigs at Berkeley couldn’t figure out what to do with this guy. They couldn’t say it was wrong, because at Berkeley apparently they don’t believe in absolute truth and therefore nothing can be wrong. He’s just expressing himself after all. But they didn’t want a naked guy running around campus either! They were totally stumped.

Until the women came and filed suit that the man’s behavior was sexual harassment.

Which just goes to show, when truth is lacking, politics will fill the gap!

Librarian: Sad ending, though. The Naked Guy was Andrew Martinez, who later committed suicide in a jail cell in San Jose, Ca. at the age of 33. I won’t go into all the details here, but you can look him up.

Librarian: I hope Marg comes back to check the comments. Or not. She would probably bleeep me. And that’s not one of the “I wish that would happen to me” bleeeps, either!

Ushindi, yes I did know that. Records indicate he was mentally and emotionally unstable, having done several stints in mental facilities and being on anti-psychotic medication.

Oh boy. What a bill. Andy or Roger should be with Regis or Kathy on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” in order to pay the bill; hope they’re smart enough. Or they could be with Alex or Pat on “Jeopary!” and “Wheel of Fortune.”

RayC: One for the bleeper reel.

Good one, 4deer. Worthy of Digital Frog.

I am going to take a wild guess and say 65% or more of that is for Paige.