FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 22, 2009
September 21, 2009
September 23, 2009
Transcript:
Peter: Paige, help me out. I can't decide what to get Denise for our anniversary. Paige: Let's see... you've been dating for one year, right? Peter: Right. Paige: That's 52 weeks with you as her boyfriend... 52 weeks with you as a pivotal player in her life... 52 weeks with you as the center of her emotional universe. Peter: Any suggestions? Paige: Does maalox come gift-wrapped?
Rakkav over 15 years ago
When your sister (or any girl) gives such advice to you as a guy, then you know there’s trouble somewhere.
Robert Mulbry Premium Member over 15 years ago
Does the green monster envy show its face?
kfaatz925 over 15 years ago
Put some curly ribbon on it and you’re good to go.
PoppaBob Premium Member over 15 years ago
My wife would ask for 52 roses…
ForeverAllstar over 15 years ago
what’s going on we are going backwards, this treasury was before the dad quiting, star wars prequel treasury, aw come on!
z4nd4r over 15 years ago
Sounds like a deck of cards for his Queen of Hearts is in order.
comicsnoob over 15 years ago
When I was dating, for the one year anniversary gift, I gave her an ankle bracelet with both our names on it.
Templo S.U.D. over 15 years ago
Well, Denise is blind. So what would hardly be the point of anniversary gift-giving be? Something like a locket with their pictures almost wouldn’t work… unless it were some locket where you can Braille-ize their names.