Linda was the smartest, prettiest, wittiest, female God had ever put on earth (and she was starting to get breasts). I stood in my shined to put you eyes out oxfords, my starched white shirt with pants between you could have cut yourself on the crease. “Why won’t you dance with me?” “”cause you’re weird.”Some boohooing might have been heard from the boys room.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Ah yes, avoid the brewhaha of boohooing.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Linda was the smartest, prettiest, wittiest, female God had ever put on earth (and she was starting to get breasts). I stood in my shined to put you eyes out oxfords, my starched white shirt with pants between you could have cut yourself on the crease. “Why won’t you dance with me?” “”cause you’re weird.”Some boohooing might have been heard from the boys room.
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
Poor Lewreader… apologies on behalf of those heartless young ladies. ;)
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Lew - Maybe because she didn’t know how to use a slide rule, so she thought you were weird?