Prickly City by Scott Stantis for October 22, 2004
Transcript:
Carmen: Holy schmolies, Winslow! Where did you get all of this stuff!?! Winslow: Some guy named George Soros gave me $20 million dollars. Winslow: He seems to have a problem with President Bush. And America.And Capitalism. And Marmaduke. And he's pretty sure that "Jumble" puzzle is reading his mind. Carmen: Does he know you're the only one who actually reads coyote pac? Winslow: No, he just said as long as I'm a weird little fringe group I must be worthy. And, to keep getting my message out. Carmen: But you don't have a message. Winslow: Shhh, my commercial's on... Voice from Television:...So call President Bush and demand to know why Pamela Anderson doesn't date a ceretain coyote?