Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 13, 2000

Transcript:

Woman: *sigh* Men are such jerks! Why can't I ever meet any nice guys? Obviousman: Hmm... Sounds like a cry for help to... Obviousman! You're surrounded by nice guys, ladies, but you ignore them... You only notice the bad boys because they aggressibely pursue you...seek and ye shall find, my dears. Waiter: Excuse me, ladies but the guy with the ponytail, leather jacket, no shirt, and pierced tongue would like to buy you... ...A drink. Obviousman: *sigh* You can lead a hore away from poisoned water... Old man: Hey, we appreciate the effort, O-man...