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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 04, 2001
February 03, 2001
February 05, 2001
Transcript:
It's election day in Bullemia, and tensions are running high as an anxious nation waits to see who will be its next emperor... TV: ...And with 1 percent of the vote counted, we project Blohard Party candidate Lambert Bohr wins the... Reporter: Oops...it now appears that Bombast Party candidate Jorge Flush will win...no, wait... We now have to declare the race too close to call until we can get more statistical analysis to determine the winner. Dog: C'mon guys...the network wants you to declare a winner so we can all go home! Dinosaur: Sorry, but the data shows that it's still right on the line. Anteater: Maybe if we throw another dart.
