Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 20, 2009

Strikes a chord somehow…..

one person’s weed is another person’s grass. right hipster?

She’s the flower of his heart, a blooming idiot.

Be careful what you wish for…

Didn’t she just flower the weed bed? Or, perhaps we should say, “deflower” it?

Ray

My thought exactly. But what’s she going to do with the flowers?

If a weed garden can be deflowered, And a minister can be defrocked, can a cowboy be deranged?

I hope that’s the king’s bed.

Can a scholar be detreatised?

(Sorry, that was a real stretch.)

Can a firefly be delighted? Can a hook be debated? Can a leg be defeated? Can a wrestler be debriefed? Can a pond be deducted? Can a hill be degraded? Can a butcher be delivered? Can a castle be demoted? Can drycleaning be depressed? Can an intersection be designed? Can a ballot be devoted? Can Dr. Jeckyll be dehydrated?

My winner is Dr Jeckyll!

To defrock, unfrock, or laicize a minister or priest is to remove their right to exercise the functions of the priestly office. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I vote for the butcher.

I didn’t know Broom Hilda was ever that tall.

Can a Mother Cow be decalfenated? Sorry- couldn’t resist!