Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 11, 2004

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Frog: Happy Easter, Kid... here's your egg. Danae: Uh... thanks. Who are you? Frog: The Easter frog, of course! Danae: Oh, well, what happened to the easter bunny? Frog: Oh, here we go again! That *!!#@ warm and fuzzy pretty-boy who ripped me off gets all the media attention!! I was doing this gig long beofre that pink-nosed phony came along... Danae: Yeah, but he always leaves lots of eggs. Frog: That's because he works in volume! The coloring is shoddy, done by cheap labor overseas, then he impersonally flings them all over the place for just anyone to pick up! Delivering quality takes time... but I guess our super-sized culture doesn't care about that anymore. Lucy: Ok... explain this to me again... Danae: Just doing our part to help the government with their celebrity cr me-bustin'.