Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 12, 2008

Santa is mugging people so that he can buy gifts for kids.

You’re about to get hit with the next phase of the recession.

they’re lucky he didn’t bring the elves.

Oh, it’s about to, all right.

“Ow! Wtf?…” I’m Jolly!” whap “but we all have to feed a reindeer!” “Take it man! Take my..”whap”..ow…w-wallet” “Ho-ho-ho! Lets see we got…”

Fin

Is one wearing a suit under those trenchcoats? Santa wench-slapping and robbing CEOs would make for an awesome season of bumfights, reinterpreted.

I always thought Santa was more of a stalker than a mugger - “He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake”…

“Bad Santa”

Loved that movie!

Due to the high demands of Elven Labor Unions, Santa is forced to shanghai CEOs to replace his workforce.

Its years before anyone discovers that the CEOs haven’t been coming to work.

On a related note: Once the CEOs’ disappearance was noted rescue attempts were dismissed when board members and stockholders were notified that their companies had experienced record profits in the CEOs’ absence.

You Mr. Wiley, are a mad Genius, a Truelly,Truelly Delightfull mad-Genius and its an honor and blessing to bathe in your light!

He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re awake, He knows if your credit’s bad or good Pay your mortgage for goodness’ sake.

Nipponkid says: “Ow! Wtf?…” I’m Jolly!” whap “but we all have to feed a reindeer!” “Take it man! Take my..”whap”..ow…w-wallet” “Ho-ho-ho! Lets see we got…” LOLs! good comment! lols! PossumPete says: “Bad Santa” Loved that movie! What was the title of the movie you saw?

But, Obama is here now. The world is going to be perfect. The economy is already much better.

Wildmustang- Are you asking what movie my comment came from? Well if you are asking that then it didnt come from a movie. I just made it up.

Is the economy turning a corner towards the good or the bad? I’m guessing towards the bad ‘cause if Santa has to mug people… ooohh… dear..

Nipponkid says: Wildmustang- Are you asking what movie my comment came from? Well if you are asking that then it didnt come from a movie. I just made it up. Sighhhh! Thanks a lot! You’re a blasphemy! Sheeshhh! (chuckling laughs)

And glad to be one.

I’m tired of the post-election sour grapes. Actually I was tired of it before the election was over. It doesn’t matter WHO won the election, the damage to the economy is not going to be an overnight fix, no matter how much people might hope. And no, it doesn’t have anything to do with who won the election, and for that matter, has almost squat to do with the actual subprime mortgages (I’m also tired of hearing Clinton blamed erroneously for the collapse of the stock market). Oh and by the way, the last three republican presidents are responsible for about 9 of the current 12 billion dollars of debt.