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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 01, 2009
January 31, 2009
February 02, 2009
Transcript:
Bernie: Tsk Tsk, that's just awful...Phil: zzz mmph...huh? What...did someone else we know kick the bucket? Bernie: no...kind of the opposite. It's that Playboy¶© Guy, Hugh Hefner...he's our age, and still surrounds himself with a bunch of young hoochie-girls, living a fantasy life of extravagance, parties and debauchery! Phil: Disgusting! Bernie: it's actually sad...that poor sap will never know the greatest joy of life...growing old with your one, true beloved. Phil: Amen to that, Bernie! Bernie: I said, it's actually sad... Bernie's wife: I heard you, dear, and I'm not buying it. But, I do appreciate the effort... Another visit with Bernie and Phil
iowaweav about 16 years ago
I doubt they will be up late tonight. I’m guessing 7:30.
debra4life50 about 16 years ago
He’s not getting any tonight.
margueritem about 16 years ago
And if Hef runs out of Viagra, he won’t be getting any, either.
stauffr about 16 years ago
Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear. Yes, Dear.
alondra about 16 years ago
It’s too bad he doesn’t believe what he just said because he was right!
hawgdancer1 about 16 years ago
Yeah, but, I’ll bet he has a smile on his face!!!!
aerwalt about 16 years ago
so true(sob).
lazygrazer about 16 years ago
It must have been a tough decision for poor old Hugh…. Mildew Meadows Old Folks Home?—or the Playboy Mansion.
MamaTaney about 16 years ago
Well, at least after ‘X’ many years of marriage the guy has learned the right things to say! (Even if it doesn’t work..)
reynard61 about 16 years ago
Is anyone else having problems viewing the comic? I can’t get it to download (in two browsers) or print, and I can’t even e-mail it to myself. What’s wrong?