Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 12, 2009
March 11, 2009
March 13, 2009
Transcript:
Lucy: Um ... why are you staring at a mud hole? Danae: I'm trying to figure out how to get Jeffery to jump into it. Lucy: And why would you want him to jump into it? Danae: 'Cuz he doesn't like it. Lucy: Well, you could just respect that and deal with more important things. Lucy: What ...? Oy ... sorry. I forgot who I was talking to for a second there. Danae: Honestly, I sometimes wonder what planet you live on.
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
Hell hath no fury like a little girl scorned.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Women, sheesh! Always trying to manipulate men. Unfortunately…it usually works on me.
runar over 15 years ago
“Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”
– William Congreve, The Mourning Bride Act iii, Scene 8 (1697)
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
You had the chance yesterday Danae, but you jumped onto it instead–euphemistically (or in Jeffreyese) make him take “involuntary jump” into it (in plain Doncastrian English, “push him into it”).
vexatron1984 over 15 years ago
Whatever planet she lives on I want to join it! People are always pulling this kind of stuff on each other. Of course, if we didn’t then we wouldn’t have this charming comic to read….
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
No room for a little horse sense in a devious mind.
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
There’s no room for respect or reason in Danae’s world.
alan_pae over 15 years ago
Ponce De Leon would be proud of her.
h2oman over 15 years ago
Jeffrey, do you feel your ears burning yet???
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
You just need to give him a choice that is far worse than jumping in the mud.