Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 07, 2009
Transcript:
Bear: Urp. Bird: Urp. Pig: Buurrp. Rolf: Urp. Man: Urp. Fred: Hey, I have an idea... Let's turn off the TV to just talk and be a little introspective. Man: Um... What does that mean? Fred: To question things. Man: OK... Why? Bear: Wow, that was fun... Thanks for inventing the buzz-kill, Fred. Fred: OK, OK... Sorry. Man: Yeah... What now? Rearrange the furniture? Rolf: Hey, how about some tofu burgers and near-beer? Pig: Sheesh... What's next? Bathing? B.E. Before Eve... Life in an all-guys paradise.
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
I’m surprised that the B.E. man is clean shaved.
BEEEEEEEEEE - EEEEEE - ELCH!!!!!!!!!
rayannina over 15 years ago
Beards itch.
The next time bunny-boy tries that, B.E. man is gonna invent rabbit stew.
GJ_Jehosaphat over 15 years ago
Great Jumping Jehosaphat! What’s that smell? Oh my it’s me, no one should notice if I hang out with these guys.
wicky over 15 years ago
If it ain’t broke………….
lewisbower over 15 years ago
Then she asked, “Would you like a bite of apple?”
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 15 years ago
No one seemed to notice the hot dripping cheese in the last panel; nor where it seems destined to “land”… Another “inside” joke by Wiley!! Love to see the next panel (if there was one….)
kfaatz925 over 15 years ago
LOL!! Especially the bit about the near-beer.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Food, beer, TV, no clothes… could life get any better?
GrinfilledCelt over 15 years ago
These are always great. I vote for a B.E. spin-off comic strip.
wicky over 15 years ago
I forgot how good we had it , was the devil that invented woman not God.
Miller_Junkie over 15 years ago
Thanks Wiley, ….. Now we need a pizza.
Hugh B. Hayve over 15 years ago
I was kinda hoping for a B.E. comic today, I like the spin-off idea.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Who woulda guessed Adam’s first ribbing came from a rabbit.
Great storyline, Wiley.
jnik23260 over 15 years ago
Cleokaya:
“Food, beer, TV, no clothes” - sounds like my weekends! Plus internet porn! And yes, I’m single!!
Bittermelon of Truth over 15 years ago
I’m going to second itisme’s words here (partially)… the Help Our Religion Grow strip was one of my all-time faves. We need more social commentary like that. Ignoring howls of protest from NOW, B.E. is also good and should be its own feature!
RenMarNied over 15 years ago
To jnik –
Without women it would all be gay porn.
nomad2112 over 15 years ago
PORN ? ! ? ! ? There wouldn’t’ be any porn ! What do you think the beer & pizza are for ! This whole series is B. S. (Before Sex).
gcl2bo over 15 years ago
Are you sure they should be belching, you know what I mean? Is Wiley worried about censorship?