Joe: Hey, I haven't seen Roger around lately. Bob: Um... I think he died. Bartender: ! Uh... no, Bob. He just moved to Florida. Bob: Whatever. Joe: "Whatever"?! Bob: Well, he's not here, so I'm essentially right.
There’s a measurement conundrum… he could be simultaneously in Florida and dead at the same time… just to go along with the most annoying expression of speech… what-ever.
I have a niece who is so very concerned about people being rude to her. She gets really upset when she thinks someone is being rude. Yet….she’s the absolute worst at the rudest word in modern English: whatever. (Usually pronounced WHAT-ever!)
I know he’s not supposed to be Nixon but I still can’t see him as anyone else. It’s like drawing a character with a Hitler moustache and telling your fans he’s not supposed to look like Hitler – no matter what you tell us, that’s Nixon, durn it!
keenanthelibrarian over 15 years ago
One of our Prime Ministers famously once said “If you’re not living in Sydney you’re camping out” … hello to all our friends across the Pacific.
glslightning over 15 years ago
Yes, but Bob’s a Lawyer, so “most annoying” is right up his alley!
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Whatevahh! sighhh!
barbhinkins over 15 years ago
keenanthelibrarian said, about 3 hours ago
One of our Prime Ministers famously once said “If you’re not living in Sydney you’re camping out” …
hmmmmmm ….. hi from Melbourne!
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
I see a new vacation or relocation slogan: “If you’re not here, you may as well be dead”
What ever.
Mikey8 over 15 years ago
So Nixon drank “umbrella” cocktails? I KNEW it!
grinstoya over 15 years ago
There’s a measurement conundrum… he could be simultaneously in Florida and dead at the same time… just to go along with the most annoying expression of speech… what-ever.
kajunclown over 15 years ago
isn’t Florida just Gods waiting room anyway?
gjsjr41 over 15 years ago
that’s why I’m still in Michigan. LOL
mjlew01 over 15 years ago
FLA, the land of the not quite right, whateva
cmugnier over 15 years ago
Unlike death, it IS a nice place to visi!
Varnes over 15 years ago
Ahh…Florida. Motto: We have poisonous snakes that will kill you and alligaters that will eat you.
JanLC over 15 years ago
I have a niece who is so very concerned about people being rude to her. She gets really upset when she thinks someone is being rude. Yet….she’s the absolute worst at the rudest word in modern English: whatever. (Usually pronounced WHAT-ever!)
carmy over 15 years ago
I’m glad I’m not here.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
“Whatever” is insultingly apathetic. I use it a lot nowadays.
treered over 15 years ago
fariportfan, look at last week’s run, “what ever” got used a lot then too! WM is sighkick!
Trebor39 over 15 years ago
Florida, the BIG CASKET TO THE SOUTH with ‘gators and fire ants and heat and humidity.
NoBrandName over 15 years ago
Whatever. Anyways, at the end of the day, it is what it is, y’know?
treered over 15 years ago
out of sight, out of mind….
CougarAllen over 15 years ago
I know he’s not supposed to be Nixon but I still can’t see him as anyone else. It’s like drawing a character with a Hitler moustache and telling your fans he’s not supposed to look like Hitler – no matter what you tell us, that’s Nixon, durn it!
-Cougar :{)
keenanthelibrarian over 15 years ago
Hi Barbhinkins,
Yet another Paul Keating-ism.