Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 18, 2009

Amen, Gaylord, amen…

Well done Gaylord, a perfect put-down.

Yeah, truth has a way of doing that sometimes.

Buckets full of reality are a real downer! –Or drowner!

Sorry to barge in again, but I was thinking the same thing. I and a lot of us, I suspect. :)

Reality bites, doesn’t it?

Reality is in the mind of the beholder.

Man, I got to remember that one.

gaylord, you would also need smaller feet.,

Humph. Itching Powder is used to make someone itch, not to relieve itchiness.

Before you criticize someone, be sure to walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes. (Jack Handey)

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. It’s not like he needed them or anything. Footless jerk. (fritzoid)

So what did Gaylord hand her? A big, wet bucket of fantasy?

Perhaps it’s just me, but I think Gaylord’s put-down makes a better punchline than the real one. Maybe it should be set up differently.

Or maybe I’m just picky.

“But…..but……..if he had no feet, why was he carrying shoes?”

That’s just what I wanted to know! But all he would say was “Boo hoo, look at me, I have no feet, wah wah wah” like a little baby. Friggin’ whiner.