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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 27, 2009
October 26, 2009
October 28, 2009
Transcript:
"The real reason van Gogh never married" Woman: I swear, you don't listen to half the things I say!...
carmy over 15 years ago
You need to sit on the other side of him, lady!
Dutchboy1 over 15 years ago
Actually, from her point of view, it’s his fault for not sitting on the other side.
GeeDee Premium Member over 15 years ago
If I was him I’d whack off the other ear.
detour_jones over 15 years ago
needs a couple more sunflowers…
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
geedee If she decided to sit on the other side, I certainly would if I were him.
rdh288 over 15 years ago
Technically, it was probably due to him being homosexual.
Guilden_NL over 15 years ago
“Friends, Dutchmen, countrymen, lend me your ears!”
eardroppings over 15 years ago
Van Gogh wasn’t gay, rdh288.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
No he wasn’t gay. In fact, it was some nagging girlfriend who drove him nuts and so he cut off his ear to shut her up. It was the days before duct tape was invented.
Mark Wieder Premium Member over 15 years ago
Van Gogh mutilated his left ear, not his right one.