Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 10, 2009

That will cure your smoking and drinking habits fast.

Well you might as well…it sounds like your life is over!

Morbid, ain’t he?

What’s the meaning of life then, if you can’t enjoy the fine things that give you pleasure.

Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corps. Oops, too late.

“Lest we forget.”

What’s wrong with not smoking, drinking or eating fatty deli meat? (I do drink occasionally.) There’s so much else out there to enjoy, and who needs tobacco anyway?

Now doing without chocolate…well, you might as well just push yourself over. :))

What’s he doing in a tavern with a mug if he isn’t supposed to drink?

Bdaysuit – Actually he’s drinking O’Fink’s no-alcohol mead. Known in another incarnation as water.

No that is what his doctor told him to do but what he will do is another story (he will drink,smoke and eat fatty foods)

J. R. I can do without the chocolate and all the the other sweet stuff all the time.

I’d miss more than the deli meats though: Eggs, KFC, ribs, shrimp and on and on an and on. And yes I’d miss the beer and smokes, too. I think I’d do the same in his position.

at least you’re alive!

optimists unite!

.if you can’t give up smoking , booze and corn beef sandwiches, then don’t……..your ‘prayers’ will soon be answered

Spent most of my money on fancy food, cigars, booze and broads. Wasted the rest.

I wouldn’t give up sherry or brandy. They’re nice girls. You might become a vegan, boring as it might be.

Who says you’re not allowed: Your doctor?–switch doctors Your wife?–Easy Lew, she might read this Your dietitian?–How much does she weigh? Your mother?–Well obviously you’ll live to a ripe old age

Irony is misspelling something while bashing someone else for doing the same.

Irony and hypocrisy

Wait wasn’t that a song??

I have to agree.

My grandfather died of a smoke-related aneurysm. He was 92. My grandmother died of second-hand-smoke-related complications. She was 99. Not that I’m defending smoking (I still celebrate the anniversary of the day they outlawed smoking in restaurants completely in CA) but not everyone is adversely affected by smoking, drinking or eating fatty foods.

There’s no law in this country against killing yourself slowly via food, liquor, or tobacco.

I’m not sure how I would handle that yet!

The id toons are really fun to read and I can almost hear the bada boom of the drum on the end. But the most interesting reading comes from the comments of everyone afterward. Hey mfcoace, love the Marvin look!