He needs to fake something that trumps back surgery. Try faking a stroke of heart attack. Or do something to Fink so you can spend the night in the dungeon. I’d prefer that to the opera.
@ Rmom except for the 17-year-old son, you and me both. classical music relaxes me when i drive (so i can laugh at the idiots instead of cussing them) but opera drives me up the wall.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
I wonder what size shoes the wizard wears? Maybe 16EEE
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
Maybe because you deserve it.
sjoujke almost 15 years ago
His brother-in-law has ALL the luck….I wonder exactly what a Wizard’s tux looks like.
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
black, with a long swallow tail and little pictures of stars and planets on it.
rshive almost 15 years ago
And a shiny little pointed hat.
ninmas almost 15 years ago
wiz, quick! fake a back injury!
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
It figures.
Constantinepaleologos almost 15 years ago
He doesn’t have to rent a tux. Just make one magically. Or better, make a spell that looks like he’s wearing a tux, when he really isn’t.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I’ve never been to the opera and I gotta wonder about a guy who has season tickets to one.
tonytiger29 almost 15 years ago
He needs to fake something that trumps back surgery. Try faking a stroke of heart attack. Or do something to Fink so you can spend the night in the dungeon. I’d prefer that to the opera.
Smiley Rmom almost 15 years ago
I like a lot of classical music, but opera isn’t on my list. So my 17-year-old son likes to play his opera CDs when he’s wanting to be onery to Mom.
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
@ Rmom except for the 17-year-old son, you and me both. classical music relaxes me when i drive (so i can laugh at the idiots instead of cussing them) but opera drives me up the wall.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Queen’s operatic sequence in Bohemian Rhapsody is about all the opera I can take.
gocomicsmember almost 15 years ago
Llewellenbruce said, “I wonder what size shoes the wizard wears? Maybe 16EEE”
That sounds like about the right length, but by no means the right width. Look how narrow his feet are in relation to their length.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Wiz’s opera ensemble includes a top hat with a rabbit in it!