Heart of the City by Steenz for November 20, 2009
Transcript:
Heart: Well, Dean, looks like we're not going to be abducted by aliens. Dean: I don't get it?! I thought the rice krispies treats would bring the aliens in droves! Dean: They love these things! They can smell em miles away! Heart: Maybe the smell of you scared them off. Dean: True. Notice how aliens never abduct enthusiasts?
MorganZ over 14 years ago
Hey ! If you don’t want those Rice Krispie Treats, I’d be happy to take them off your hands!
Keith Messamer over 14 years ago
If aliens are smart enough to go interstellar distances, they’re smart avoid the alien abduction enthusiasts.
mrprongs over 14 years ago
“Why does he even want to be abducted?”
To meet strange new lifeforms. Find out about exciting new cultures. To learn the secrets of the universe. To finally have an intelligent conversation with other beings.
NoBrandName over 14 years ago
mrprongs: Hear Hear! If only you could get those things without the uncomfortable prodding and orificial probing!
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
How would you know it was an orificial abduction if you didn’t get probed?
Asrial over 14 years ago
MorganZ> You can have them ! You have to put plenty of pepper on them, though, otherwise your stomach won’t know something’s coming in.
funnypants about 13 years ago
I dont know if aliens exist
Decepticomic about 3 years ago
He’s not wrong.