This dope ought not to get married if he’s thinking a wife is only there to perform household tasks. And he left out the most pleasant part of marriage, the lovemaking! But to think a wife is only to do things for him is selfish and immature. Let him stay home with mommy. I hope they move onto another thread soon.
Guys like this one forget that when they are young and good looking is the best time to find a mate. By the time they are getting old and ready to settle down, the pickings are rather slim. And if they don’t have children, who’ll take care of them when they’re really old?
Supposedly, if Ted’s mother dies, will he know how to sew with the needle and thread to put the button on his shirt? Obviously, he doesn’t know how to sew anything because he is stupid.
margueritem almost 16 years ago
And he has his mommy…
cleokaya almost 16 years ago
Your not going to get lucky, and if in some miracle you did, where would you take her, home to mommy.
carmy almost 16 years ago
What’s Ted going to do when his mom kicks the bucket?
prasrinivara almost 16 years ago
Marriage isn’t about romance, Ted but about compatibility.
prasrinivara almost 16 years ago
Sure, he’s contented now Gweedo–but as carmy inferred, his applecart’s gonna be grossly upset when his mum passes on.
csscougar almost 16 years ago
SchmoozeMinkey, I thought the same thing initially, but if you look, it’s not really a halo. It’s just the light in the ceiling.
alondra almost 16 years ago
This dope ought not to get married if he’s thinking a wife is only there to perform household tasks. And he left out the most pleasant part of marriage, the lovemaking! But to think a wife is only to do things for him is selfish and immature. Let him stay home with mommy. I hope they move onto another thread soon.
Artrina almost 16 years ago
When momma dies and reality about being alone because no woman will go near him hits this dude is gonna hurt so bad!
Smiley Rmom almost 16 years ago
Guys like this one forget that when they are young and good looking is the best time to find a mate. By the time they are getting old and ready to settle down, the pickings are rather slim. And if they don’t have children, who’ll take care of them when they’re really old?
Wildmustang1262 almost 16 years ago
Supposedly, if Ted’s mother dies, will he know how to sew with the needle and thread to put the button on his shirt? Obviously, he doesn’t know how to sew anything because he is stupid.
Carol1966 almost 16 years ago
Maybe the light in the ceiling symbolizes a halo. Or maybe we are looking too deeply into it?!
Northwoodser almost 16 years ago
He talks the talk but can’t walk the walk.
bald almost 16 years ago
it would be hard to take a woman back to your place then though
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Joy, GOOD JOB!!! Of course, you just had to get him started with your first remark!!! :-)
Haven’t been to SOTU yet! Wonder what’s going on over there?
avemaria almost 16 years ago
norman bates had his mommy too….
summerdog86 almost 16 years ago
I think Ted’s mother was still alive and kicking at the end of the strip, wasn’t she? That’s 30 years in the future from here.
FrostbiteFalls about 1 year ago
Is that a halo over Ted’s head?