a panda walks into a bar and orders some food. after he eats he shoots the bartender. the manager asks “why did you shoot him?” and the panda says “I’m a panda look it up in the dictionary.” so the manager finishes his day and goes home. he looks panda up in the dictionary and sees the entry “panda… eats shoots and leaves.”
Cuddleman over 13 years ago
Great one Odie, keep up the good work.
germanvisitor over 12 years ago
Ah that’s why the German version didn’t make sense…. it’s a pun.
m.l. almost 12 years ago
angelprincess72 over 11 years ago
That was a good one, Odie.
Nickjb2006 over 5 years ago
a panda walks into a bar and orders some food. after he eats he shoots the bartender. the manager asks “why did you shoot him?” and the panda says “I’m a panda look it up in the dictionary.” so the manager finishes his day and goes home. he looks panda up in the dictionary and sees the entry “panda… eats shoots and leaves.”
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
Score two for the dogs…for giving Garfield a face full of food.
Greymain almost 3 years ago
Two men walk into a bar. What do they say:OWW
cookie1371 about 2 years ago
Anytime you feel bad for Odie remember this one
FatCatAnimations almost 2 years ago
Imagine dogs just growing out of the ground.