Jon: Have you ever thought about meeting some nice girl cat and settling down, Garfield? Garfield: Not really. We boy cats cherish our bachelorhood. Why, I come from a long line of bachelors.
May 14, 2024
Either that doesn’t make sense, or he just called himself something very mean. XD
Cats aren’t known for fidelity.
[Insert description of cat reproduction here.]
It’s actually something that interested me so I looked it up. Google/wikipedia are easy to use if you’re interested in weird random crap.
yet 41 years later there is Arlene
It took me a second to get the joke, then Hahahaha!
I guess Garfield really is a bastard.
And, in all fairness, I know we’ve seen his mother but I don’t think we’ve ever seen his father.
You should do that, Jon.
draconic lady over 12 years ago
Either that doesn’t make sense, or he just called himself something very mean. XD
CeriCat almost 10 years ago
Cats aren’t known for fidelity.
Xalder over 9 years ago
[Insert description of cat reproduction here.]
It’s actually something that interested me so I looked it up. Google/wikipedia are easy to use if you’re interested in weird random crap.
ridebenedetti over 3 years ago
yet 41 years later there is Arlene
LordVoldemort over 3 years ago
It took me a second to get the joke, then Hahahaha!
Krendall over 2 years ago
I guess Garfield really is a bastard.
And, in all fairness, I know we’ve seen his mother but I don’t think we’ve ever seen his father.
FatCatAnimations over 1 year ago
You should do that, Jon.