Garfield by Jim Davis for October 19, 1980

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Jon: Garfield, what would you say if I said my chair is damaged? Garfield: I'd say you're right. Jon: What would you say if I said the damage looks like it was done by a cat? Garfield: I'd say there do appear to be some abrasions of the claw persuasion. Jon: What would you say if I said we both know this cat? Garfield: I'd say you're getting warm. Jon: What would you say if I said YOU are the cat who scratched my chair? Garfield: I'd say that is a distinct possibility. Jon: What would you say if I said never sharpen your claws on my chair again? Garfield: No comprendo, Senor.