Garfield: I'm sorry you got caught in that mousetrap, mouse. Mouse: Oh, that's okay. I have a wife and eight kids. Garfield: What does that have to do with anything? Mouse: This is the first peace and quiet I've had in years.
May 14, 2024
This joke has been used before (for the most part)
based on a true story
:)
The Creative Username over 7 years ago
This joke has been used before (for the most part)
sougieboss almost 6 years ago
based on a true story
Yankovich about 3 years ago
:)