Garfield: I wonder how fast I can run. I wonder what would happen if I hit this kitty door at mach2. I wonder if killing a mailman is a federal offense.
So as for the actual question on this comic, the answer is yes: that would be a federal offense if Garfield was a human. However, as Garfield is a cat, he did not commit a federal offense. Animals can’t testify (animals legally don’t understand the concept of “right” or “wrong” which is necessary to testify) so it would be impossible for Garfield to be subject of a federal crime.
I hope this was helping in your enjoyment of Garfield comics.
beneboy over 13 years ago
LOL
icklick over 12 years ago
Not if you killed … Newman!!!
AngelMarieSings about 11 years ago
Oh man Garfield, unplanned abuse of the post man, I’m proud of you with your spontaneity!
goldenkoopa5001 about 11 years ago
Monday!
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
I miss you mailman. I value human life. R.I.P.
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars almost 5 years ago
If you really killed someone, then they might send you to jail, like a pet jail. A animal pound.
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars almost 5 years ago
M A C H 2
Justgottalovecomics about 4 years ago
My name is Barry Garfield, and I am the fastest cat alive!
;) (no more greenhairedkid) (bghk) over 3 years ago
R.I.P mailman.
TheRealGasterBlaster about 3 years ago
It looks like the doorman slipped on the door and not crashed by Garfield :l
Drusain almost 2 years ago
So as for the actual question on this comic, the answer is yes: that would be a federal offense if Garfield was a human. However, as Garfield is a cat, he did not commit a federal offense. Animals can’t testify (animals legally don’t understand the concept of “right” or “wrong” which is necessary to testify) so it would be impossible for Garfield to be subject of a federal crime.
I hope this was helping in your enjoyment of Garfield comics.
CoolBoiConnor almost 2 years ago
Third panel is a garf quote
rgcviper about 1 month ago
Interesting color scheme on Jon’s house … inside and out.