Garfield: I wonder how fast I can run. I wonder what would happen if I hit this kitty door at mach2. I wonder if killing a mailman is a federal offense.
So as for the actual question on this comic, the answer is yes: that would be a federal offense if Garfield was a human. However, as Garfield is a cat, he did not commit a federal offense. Animals can’t testify (animals legally don’t understand the concept of “right” or “wrong” which is necessary to testify) so it would be impossible for Garfield to be subject of a federal crime.
I hope this was helping in your enjoyment of Garfield comics.
beneboy almost 13 years ago
LOL
icklick over 12 years ago
Not if you killed … Newman!!!
AngelMarieSings almost 11 years ago
Oh man Garfield, unplanned abuse of the post man, I’m proud of you with your spontaneity!
goldenkoopa5001 over 10 years ago
Monday!
NewOrleansSaints about 8 years ago
I miss you mailman. I value human life. R.I.P.
RLinGoComics ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #StopP2025 #UAForever #ILorPS over 4 years ago
If you really killed someone, then they might send you to jail, like a pet jail. A animal pound.
RLinGoComics ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #StopP2025 #UAForever #ILorPS over 4 years ago
M A C H 2
Justgottalovecomics over 3 years ago
My name is Barry Garfield, and I am the fastest cat alive!
;) (no more greenhairedkid) (bghk) almost 3 years ago
R.I.P mailman.
TheRealGasterBlaster almost 3 years ago
It looks like the doorman slipped on the door and not crashed by Garfield :l
Drusain over 1 year ago
So as for the actual question on this comic, the answer is yes: that would be a federal offense if Garfield was a human. However, as Garfield is a cat, he did not commit a federal offense. Animals can’t testify (animals legally don’t understand the concept of “right” or “wrong” which is necessary to testify) so it would be impossible for Garfield to be subject of a federal crime.
I hope this was helping in your enjoyment of Garfield comics.
CoolBoiConnor over 1 year ago
Third panel is a garf quote