Garfield by Jim Davis for February 26, 1984

Transcript:

Garfield: Good evening, ladies and germs. In our audience tonight is a boy scout delegation from booga-booga. Welcome, guys. I'm dedicating my first song to you. Appropriately enough it's called, "I'm just a boy scouting for the key to your heart". HEY! All right, you booga-booga boobs! If you're going to throw anything, throw money, okay?...okay. *CLOBBER* Garfield: Silly me, I forgot the only currency in booga-booga is 800-pound chariot wheels.