Garfield by Jim Davis for July 01, 1984

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Jon: I believe you're gaining weight, Garfield. Garfield: I believe your eyeballs are shrinking. Jon: Look at that soft belly. Garfield: That's just water retention. Jon: Now why do you suppose you're looking larger? Garfield: An optical illusion? Jon: The older you get, the bigger you get. Garfield: Bigger-boned maybe. Jon: You're fat, Garfield. Garfield: I am not fat! My center of gravity is just getting lower.