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Garfield by Jim Davis for September 30, 2001
Transcript:
John: I am so very sorry JOhn: That was Mrs. Feeny again Garfield: Do tell John: Why do you tourture that woman so? Garfield: Because she's there John: ...Hiding her dentures?! Garfield: She bites when she's angry John: Sneaking her little dog laxative laced bran muffins?! Garfield: What's so irregular about that? JOhn: ...soaping her car windows with the words feeny is a weenie garfield: you know I can't spell... I paid a kid to do that John: What am I going to do with you?! Garfield: Relax...here, have a bran muffin
legoguy77 over 11 years ago
Did you miss the part where I told you to stop throwing around such a terrible event like it’s a trip to the grocery store!?
glowing-steak32 over 9 years ago
Uh oh.
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
If you’re mad, count to ten.If you’re really mad, count to a hundred.If you’re JON, count to a thousand.
Lasagna™️ almost 5 years ago
How come Jon is sweating?
turbothewerehog almost 4 years ago
Don’t take the bran muffin, Jon
adoragem123 over 3 years ago
Jon: I DON’T WANT YOUR STUPID MUFFIN! (smacks muffin, Garfield gasps)
shaodyn about 2 years ago
I wouldn’t do that if I were you.