Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 30, 2006

Transcript:

Ralston: I notice it says that Crax cereal has "9 essential vitamins and iron." Director: Yeah. So? Ralston: So, there's nothing like that in here. Director: That's called "puffery." Everyone knows it's not true. And it's better than "4 non-essential vitamins, fiberglass, and something we accidentally created that may or may not be radioactive." Ralston: Well, that explains "Craxonium." Director: Plus, I think the free switch blade inside counts as iron.