Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 16, 2009
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January 17, 2009
Transcript:
Jenn Erica: If you want Ralston, you have to be daintier! Moxie: I'm plenty dainty, Blondie! Jenn Erica: Really? So you're not armed? Moxie: Just something for self-defense. Jenn Erica: Expecting a gang war? Moxie: I guess you don't wanna see the other sleeve?
1N10 almost 16 years ago
InkPenFan says: I beseech you! Because time is running out.
InkPenFan, what you’re asking me to do is much like the film, Sophie’s Choice. I can’t choose one cartoon over another. The Nazi regime of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is letting go of all of the non-aryan cartoonists. (Have you ever been to Georgia!!!)
The best thing we can do for Phil Dunlap is to help him develop the sexuality of the characters in this strip. This will dramatically increase interest in the strip, and help develop a diverse erotically charged set of cartoon characters.
Hollywood has the rights to some of Phil Dunlap’s work as you may know. I’ve optioned the pornographic rights and am starting production of a XXX animated feature in India. (They’re so liberal about these things there)
My production company has hit a snag in Australia, and with the US Supreme Court, we are currently verifying the ages of all of the characters in INK PEN, and making for sure they are of legal age.
Do you remember all the trouble Fritz the cat got in when he had sex with an underage kitten. The horror of it all. Will there ever be any justice in the cartoon world?
Excuse me, I’ve got a call from Roman Polanski, he’s just landed in India.
Geekologist almost 16 years ago
Thats about the amount of stuff I carry to go to the store, check the mail. When I go to my parents, I could outfit an army.
Jab Jr 1957 almost 3 years ago
Moxie is just exercising her 2nd Amendment rights…