La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 25, 2005

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Eddie: Mr. Jefe, we've got to cover this missing doll story! Mr. Jefe: Not another Dora or Pocahontas doll, is it? We're lousy with those... Eddie: Oh...it's a blonde, blue-eyed Malibu Barbie. Mr. Jefe: Why didn't you say so, Lopez? Call our award-winning investigative reporting team! Eddie: I'm your only reporter, remember? Oscar Garza quit when he won the lotto. Mr. Jefe: When are you going to win an award?!