La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 15, 2006

Transcript:

Cuco: I can't believe Vero was in those cell phone shots with Mel Gibson! Eddie: He got busted for drunk driving that night! Voice from television: Inexplicably, the Hollywood star erupted in an anti-semitic tirade during his DUI arrest. Vero: Hey guys, what're you watching? Eddie: Come see yourself. Is that the religious studies conference you said you went to in July? Vero: Holy *-@x!