Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for April 22, 2014

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    Tsukuyomi  about 10 years ago

    Neil likes it wet

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    K M  about 10 years ago

    Reminds me of a very old joke about a Sega engineer, a Nintendo engineer, and an Atari engineer taking a vacation together and inadvertently running afoul of the law — in one of those places where everything is punishable by death and you have no right to appeal. So first they put the Sega guy’s head in the guillotine; but the blade jams on the way down. “Ha!” he cries, “I know the law here when it comes to executions: If the guillotine fails, you must release me! See ya later, suckers!” So they put the Nintendo guy in the slot; and again the blade jams. “Sayonara!” he cries, “I’m never coming back here again!” Finally they prepare to execute the Atari guy. For the third time, the blade jams. “Wait a minute,” says the Atari guy, “I think I see your problem…”

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