Overboard by Chip Dunham for September 23, 2009
Transcript:
lawyer: I would try to get a minor wound, okay?... but something where you have to get stitches. juries love stitches. captain crow: I thought we've always said no lawyers at the battles. yeah, sorry. he's my brother in law. I didn't know he was gonna be here.
Allan CB Premium Member about 15 years ago
ahoy mateys! I think I too hear an ambulance … I shall run off to work!
I love you chip, and your awesome work!
A special good mornin’ to Dry and DocToon (my inspiration for “The Crew”)
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good Morning Crew Good Morning Allan!
And Hump Day too!
Lawyers, they are freakin’ everywhere!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Good morning All!
Allan, Thank you for the lovely compliment, and I’m sure Doc says thanks too!
lewisbower about 15 years ago
I graduated with a BA. Lets see, should I go to grad school and learn something practical that will help the world or should I go to law school?
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
Good mooring crew!
yyyguy about 15 years ago
Ahoy Crew no lawyer joke from me. too many to choose from and not enough time for a proper selection. but i vote for him to walk the plank first!
kirbey about 15 years ago
Burgundy2… I loved Ralph and Sam… thanks for the memory shout-out… and I do love the way the pirates just carry on no matter what…
Trebor39 about 15 years ago
That lawyer’s glasses! Are they to hide his beady eyes?
seablood about 15 years ago
So Overboard is going to be animated! I can hardly wait. But I hope it’s not going to be on the Cartoon Network!
Allan CB Premium Member about 15 years ago
They also remind me of Wile E Coyote and The Road Runner - very polite in their dealings LOL
Here’s a Lawyer joke (sorry 5:30 am I wasn’t awake yet L )
Q: Your on a boat with George W. Bush and a Lawyer, when both of them fall in. Who do you save first?
A: Neither, you have lunch.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
And to you, Allan, I would throw an anvil. I despise hypocrites who denounce hate and hate speech in one breath and spew hate with the next. I will have no occasion to utter anything to you ever again! Party of tolerance my a$$!!
j42case about 15 years ago
Just one lawyer joke - it fits the nautical theme of this strip:
Why won’t sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
KenyarJad about 15 years ago
Brother-in-LAW? C’mon, man, that’s pushing the puns a bit much…