Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 01, 2003

Transcript:

Poncho: Sniff Sniff What kind of pie is that? Carmen: What's the difference? You don't know what any kind of pie tastes like. Poncho: I just want to know what joys of life I'm getting ripped off of. Carmen: Why don't you go chase a squirrel? Poncho: Oh, I get it. 'Cause I chase squirrels sometimes. Sort of like, "go put on lipstick" or "go wax your upper lip." Or "go dye your hair to cover the grays" or "go pick your nose when nobody's looking." or "go get an expensive manicure and just pretend that you were grocery shop--- MM! So this is what blueberry pie tastes like! Chazz: Why did you give the dog pie?