Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 24, 2004
Transcript:
Boomer: Has this ever happened to you? You've gotten into something you shouldn't have, your master is due home any minute. And your tail is stuck firmly between your legs, telegraphing your guilt! Hopeless? Well, not anymore! Just strap on the new Ronco motorized taul-wagger! Fire it up and your tail will be wagging as if you were the most innocent dog in the world! Choose from light wag to full-on excitement wag! Poncho: Hey! Hey! Boomer: Uh... Poncho: This thing is out of control! Somebody stop it! Hellllp!!Chazz: Well! I can tell by your tail you've been up to something! Poncho: You don't say.