Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 24, 2006
September 23, 2006
September 25, 2006
Transcript:
Boomer: I call to order the monthly catapult-all-cats-into-the-sun meeting. Poncho has brought up a good point: once we've catapulted away all the cats, who will fill the role of our natural enemy? Poncho: I propose my master's wife. Boomer: Hmm, that's a little specific. Why don't we say "cat people"? Poncho: Okay, so after cats, number two on the catapult-into-the-sun list is cat people. Boomer: What about when they're gone? Gus: Let's catapult people who own leaf blowers. They're so loud! Poncho: #3: leaf blowers. Gus: And people who talk at movies! Poo poo: And anyone who uses the word "gifting"! Boomer: And Tina Turner impersonators! Poncho: #4: movie talkers #5: gifters #6: Tina freaks Hudson: Uh, guys, aren't we in danger of becoming fascists? Poncho: #7: Hudson. Poo poo: Put him ahead of Tina.
