Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 18, 2009
Transcript:
Dog: Hey there! I'm on the end of the world's longest retractable leash! Poncho: Where's your master? Dog: Three towns over. He has to call me on my mobile if he wants to tell me to heel! Ha! What? You what? The end of the leash slipped out of your hand?? I've got two hours to live.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Sheesh..unhook the leash. Poncho, your time is to valuable to spend time with this loser.
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
If you start running now you might have an extra 5 minutes.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Dally that leash boy, dally.
alondra over 15 years ago
His master walked three towns away from him?
TapiocaHead over 15 years ago
Suggestions for my life, Pooch?
Pwootage over 15 years ago
Poor guy
Miserichord over 15 years ago
Quick, run back towards the oncoming handle, find a tree, and run around it six times. The handle will get tangled and stop.
Then call you master to come free you from the tree.
josephz2va almost 8 years ago
Curious as to how cars, trucks, buses didn’t break the leash starting at the first town.