Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 02, 2009

yup.definitely, riverdance is worst than a break-in, they’re joking at it, oh my

Obviously the robbers that saw the big “BEWARE OF DOG” sign have met Poncho. I would also rather have a break-in than have to endure Riverdance. However, this whole break-in situation is starting to look like an inside job!

Hello! Door broken open! Has anyone gone inside to see what was stolen (plank) or will you stand outside trading poo jokes?

My dad has a good alarm system in his two outside dogs Fritz - A half german shephard and St. bernard mix, and Jessie - A full blooded golden lab retriever. I have two loud Chihuahuas and a terrier mix dog.

Yes, please get back to the situation at hand!! LOLS to Ponch and Chazz for their burglar deterrents.

Paul is dragging this story out to drive us nuts. Will you go in and see what’s missing? I have a feeling only one thing, Poncho’s plankie. If the burglars have seen that Carmen only owns one shirt they must know they haven’t got much money.

Droolia could contribute nice ‘fresh’ deterrants - who needs plastic ones. I’m telling you guys that Fish is behind all the shenanigans….just get inside and see.

My dog brought home two cow skulls, but rather than using them as foreboding yard art, she ate them over the course of a summer.

Who is to blame?! What’s missing?! Let’s get the show on the road!!!!

When I raised wolves, all I had to worry about was someone trying to steal the puppies!

My doberman absolutely would not bark in the house. He let himself be known outside, however.

On the other hand, our Llaso Apso barked when the doorbell rang and we were home. When we got burglarized, she followed the burglars around and showed them where the good stuff was. When apprehended, the told the cops, “What a cute little dog.” They were caught within two hours, thankfully.

During our puppy training class, the instructor related how her Great Danes had cornered a burglar in the house. He called 911 to turn himself in. Told them there was a “huge dalmatian” holding him hostage in the bedroom.