Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 19, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: You humans sure do eat slow. Chazz: That's because we like to taste our food. Poncho: Are you insinuating that dogs don't taste as well as humans? I'll have you know that most of a dog's taste buds are centered around the tip of their tongue, so that makes -- Vacuum: Wrrrrrr!! Poncho: I'm getting tired of you using a vacuum cleaner as a retort! Why can't you -- Vacuum: Wwrrrrr!! Poncho: Oh, real matur-- Vacuum: Wrr! Poncho: Why can't you just -- Vacuum: Wrr!! Poncho: Quit --- Vacuum: Wrrr! Carmen: If you're going to debate Poncho all day, could at least run that thing over the carpet while you're doing it? Vacuum: Wrr! Carmen: Chazz -- Vacuum: Wrr! Carmen: Stop -- Vacuum: Wrrr!!
jerrymeza over 15 years ago
WRR!!! is nice WRR!!!! way to WRR!!! get your WR!!! way
John Reiher Premium Member over 15 years ago
You’re WRR!!! sleeping WRR!!! on the WRR!!! couch WRR!!! tonight! WRrrrr…
cleokaya over 15 years ago
It’s cute watching Poncho make his little dashes out of the room. Watch out Chazz, Carmen may add a wing onto the doghouse for her soon to be banished husband.
carmy over 15 years ago
Why doesn’t - - someone - - just unplug - - the vacuum?
Hillbillyman over 15 years ago
My cat is ‘out of there’ as soon as I get the Vac out…long before I turn it on.
pinkxplosion over 15 years ago
i wish i had i pet like poncho…….juzzzzz kidding
Loachdriver over 15 years ago
As long as the Dyson is parked in its usual spot it’s just another piece of furniture. Once someone puts it in use, Bailey, our Yorky, starts barking, attacking it; trying to bite it. It doesn’t matter if it’s on or off, as soon as it’s rolling he’s running at it as fast as Poncho is running away.
Yukoneric over 15 years ago
Hey, cleokaya, nice callipygian.
BigAlthegal over 15 years ago
I love the added detail that they are eating on the couch instead of at the table … just like the rest of us!
JonD17 over 15 years ago
all right Chazz, you made me laugh
alondra over 15 years ago
So that’s why Carmen only has one shirt. The minute she says anything he makes the vacuum wrrr.
mrsullenbeauty over 15 years ago
He doesn’t need sex … he’s got the vacuum!
markwalton over 15 years ago
one of your best, man! Truly LOL (at least in my case)!