Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 30, 2011
May 29, 2011
May 31, 2011
Transcript:
Poncho: Cats are a bacterial alien virus bent on world domination! Poncho: Look! They have to keep molding their form with their tongues, otherwise they'll devolve into their natural amorphous state! Chazz: If you say so, Poncho. Poncho: This cute appearance is merely a ruse to subjugate your weak human minds! Poncho: Even wearing collars! That's our style! They totally ripped that off from us dogs! Cat: Don't hate the playah.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
The only thing worse than an indignant dog is a cat trying to be cool.
Algolei over 13 years ago
But cats ALWAYS try to be cool!
LingeeWhiz over 13 years ago
Cats ARE cool! No acting involved! It is systemic.
kwyjibo327 over 13 years ago
Right you are, LingeeWhiz.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
“Bacterial virus”? Your weak doggy mind is a little confused!
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
So, the cats are using Poncho as a fashion muse?
TheAlmightyOne over 13 years ago
The cat is a playah or “Player” taking advantage if the humans for now, but could care less about them later. Is that what you needed?I like cats for their comfort. I only like big dogs that are good for something, like pulling sleds (Huskys).
Algolei over 13 years ago
Dogs are better for comfort than cats. For one thing, they’re reliable — a typical cat can turn you down if it’s in a mood, but a typical dog is always ready for hugs.
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
The less you worry, the easier it is to accept, Poncho!