Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 12, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: Did you see this story about 'the Family Circus'? Someone bought the movie rights for seven figures. Pig: What's the movie gonna be about? Goat: They don't know yet. They're asking potential righters to submit the opening few pages of a script to see who best captures the strip's family-friendly spirit. FADE IN: JEFFY, fat and tattooed, sits on death row receiving last rites. JEFFY Skip it, Reverend. The Jeffy don't fear death.
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
i just lovvvee rat’s idea
KZ71 over 10 years ago
A sick, demented part of me wants to see Rat’s treatment hit the big screen…
gocomics over 10 years ago
@KZ71 I agree. The wholesome young kids who were raised with every advantage… become thugs, murderers and prostitutes. That’ll teach ’em!
Ranchan over 7 years ago
I want to see this!
《Lily》 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“The jeffy”