Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2011
January 19, 2011
January 21, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: What is the meaning of life? Is it to love? Gain wisdom? Create beauty? No, I say. Non of those are the true purpose for which we have been put on this earth. Goat: What is? Rat: Lawn care. Goat: Your purpose is to annoy me. Rat: Said the man with the brown spots on his lawn.
KEA almost 13 years ago
The purpose of life is to decrease entropy locally.
Pelahnar almost 12 years ago
Haha. We had a drought where I live this summer and my parents were the only people on our street who never water our lawn. As a result, our grass was brown while everyone else’s was green. A couple walking past one day congratulated my mom on her environmental awareness.
adamlawrencejames almost 12 years ago
Voltaire
KatP Premium Member over 11 years ago
This is too funny because my dad is exactly like Rat here. He’s obssesed with the state of our lawn and pretty much rags on others who have bad lawns.
Die Barney almost 4 years ago
Who remembers the strip where Rat says that people who care about their lawn are deranged murderers?