Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 26, 1962

Transcript:

Charlie Brown says, "Nobody likes me!" Lucy replies, "I wish I could like you Charlie Brown but I can't . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable!"<BR><BR> Lucy walks away and says, "I have standards that I have set up for liking people and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!"<BR><BR>