Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 25, 1966
Transcript:
Lucy leans on a bat and says to Charlie Brown, "You're not a good manager . . . You know why?"<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "You should be out there arguing with the umpire, and kicking dirt on his shoes."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "I've never seen you kick dirt on the umpire's shoes . . . You're just not a good manager, Charlie Brown . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits on the bench and thinks, "I must be a good manager . . . My stomach hurts!"<BR><BR>