Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 10, 1967

Transcript:

Lucy stands by Shroeder's piano. She holds a feather duster behind her back. "Hi, sweetie, " she says.<BR><BR> "'Sweetie'?!" Shroeder says, looking up from the piano. "Look what I have..." She sits on the floor and leands agianst the piano, facing Shroeder. She holds up the feather duster.<BR><BR> "If we were married, Shroeder, I'd come in every morning with my feather-duster, and I'd dust the top of your piano..." Lucy stands and demonastrates.<BR><BR> "Then I'd dust the keys..." Lucy sits on the piano and dusts.<BR><BR> "And then just before I'd leave the room, I'd lean over with my feather duster, and with a coy look on my face I'd sort of go..." Lucy perches on the edge of the piano and demonstrates her coy look.<BR><BR> "Kitchy kitchy kitchy!" Lucy kneels on the piano and stretches to dust Shroeder's face. He shrinks back<BR><BR> Shroeder growls at her. Lucy sits up.<BR><BR> Lucy sits with her back to the piano. She offers, "Of course, we could always leave out the kitchy kitchy kitchies..." Shroeder plays the piano. She sighs.<BR><BR>